Hey blog face! Yeah you, strapped to the seat suckin’ on a soy mocha starbucks, takin’ pulls off a Parliament recessed filter cancer stick, hunched over cryin’ about your lower back hurtin’ all the time, this ones for you. The days are passin’ you by, why your to do lists get longer & longer & […]

SNORT IT UP, SMOKE IT DOWN, DRINK IT UP, DRIVE AROUND! Pull the curtains back, show yourself. That’s right, today, Wednesday, September 12, 2007 is Mike “Reno/HU-BER-TE” Hubert’s big veinte cuatro (24) birthday & the JUNT’S backin’ it! SHAKE JUNT, SHAKE JUNT, u already know, the time has come to sinfully, GET BUCK! So put […]

Wrinkled up warfare danglin’ from her left butt cheak, while tryin to tie skin slices into polly knots & tuckin it away. Just to let furocious finger fukers tap it one more time for dat income tax to see another day. Times are tough, so is that leather cut between dem thighs, so put it […]

When the lights are out & crackhead lorrene’s bangin’ & a scratchin, don’t forget to light up all the candles, grab the flash light, & pace the block w/ the utter most disbelief. After it’s all said & done break back into the house & make sure to wipe your feet on the couch grab […]