No time for slippin’, half steppin, or bullshittin’! You remind me of a GOAT w/ no hooves, just glidin’ by. You know what Carpe Diem means, that’s right, sieze the day. So stop livin’ in the past or the future, its’ time to get BUCK!!!, right know. GOATIME all the time! THE JUNT!
-GOAT-TA-GOAT GOATMOUF
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Have you took a long look at yourself today. Go get your ass to the 99 cent store, grab yourself some soap and a scrub brush and go to town. The stench comin’ from your upper lip of faroscious dragon chokin’ death breath needs some serious ass help too. Please go and cut them dread […]

Give up what u already know cause the creepy sins have already creeped in. One love to all my SHAKE JUNT familia. A big tittie grab shout-out to all the Volcom homies last night for lettin’ us let our nuts hang. “Let’s Live” the new bangin’ ass Volcom vid dedicated to the one and only […]

This is the golden hour shower. So wake your GOATMOUF asses up. Today is the day that you all have been waiting for. There’s chickens and there’s bones and you my friend, are neither. It is Flip Nasty, nastiest of all times, big get buck, don’t be scared, I ain’t never scared, throw dem dice, […]

Nollie ingwardo can be done by a few people out there, that just gorilla pop the shit out of it. Little dudes w/ big boards, big dudes w/ skinny boards, I don’t get it. This trick is hot right now, but the first time I seen that shit get blasted up 4 to 5 […]