TO ALL OF YOU THAT HAVE BEEN LIVING IN A CAVE, THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE…ELISSA STEAMER! HAS OUT DONE HERSELF TIME AFTER TIME, KICKIN’ BIG DOORS DOWN MAKING THE SKATE SCENE BIGGER AND BETTER. U BEST BELIEVE THE STEAM-STEAMER GOT WHAT IT TAKES. SO BE SURE TO KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR ELISSA’S NEW VIDEO PART IN STRANGE WORLD BY ZERO. OH, BY THE WAY, STEAMER’S NEW BOARD JUST DROPPED, SO GO OUT THERE AN GRIP IT & RIP IT! SHAKE JUNT! SHAKE JUNT! SHAKE JUNT!
I DONT KNOW IF ANYONE HAS NOTICED BUT
PETE ELDRIDGE HAS BEEN STOMPIN THE MOTHER FUCKIN YARD. HE JUST GOT HIS PRO BOARD NOW ON MYSTERY AND MURDERED IT ON THE MYSTERY PROMO VIDEO. A TRUE BEAST. CLICK HIS PHOTO TO CHECK OUT THE MYSTERY SITE.
WHAT VIDEO PART HAS HEATH KIRCHART PUT OUT THAT ISN’T PRO AS FUCK?! EAT SHIT, PICK YOUR HEAD BACK UP, AND GO GET SOME MORE. IT’S THE TRUE CODE OF A BEAST INSIDE, EITHER U GOT OR U DON’T. HEATH FUKIN’ KIRCHART! GET SOME!!!
SHAKE JUNT! WOULD LIKE TO GIVE A HUGE SHOUT OUT TO THE TRIPLE O.G. PISS DRUNK SCOTT COPALMAN! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER. YOU’RE A TRUE INDIVIDUAL SCOTTY. A ONE OF A KIND WITH A SENSE OF STYLE LIKE NO OTHER. KEEP KILLIN IT SON! AND KEEP HOLDIN DOWN ARIZONA FOR THE CREW.
FOR ALL THE HOMIES THAT KEEP HITTIN US UP THAT STILL DONT KNOW HOW TO GET SOME JUNT STICKERS… HERE IS YOUR CHANCE. SEND $2 TO THIS ADDRESS…
AND YOU WILL GET 2 SHAKE JUNT! STICKERS IN THE MAIL! IF YOU DONT KNOW NOW YOU KNOW! IF YOU GOT ANYMORE QUESTIONS TALK TO THIS DUDE.
HE’LL TELL YOU WHAT TIME IT IS.
SHAKE JUNT! WOULD LIKE TO GIVE A BIG BIG SHOUT OUT TO OUR BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMAN CRYSTAL CLEAR! SHAKE JUNT! LOVES YOU GIRL! IF YOU DONT KNOW WHO CRYSTAL CLEAR IS GO AHEAD AND WATCH CHOPPED AND SCREWED, SHE’S HARD TO MISS. HERE ARE SOME HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE BBW BIRTHDAY BASH.
THE GOAT MURDERS ARIZONA ONCE AGAIN! BITCHES IN DA BATHROOM DOIN BLOW… I BE LIKE I LUH DAT SHIT! THE SHOW WAS INSANITY WITH MULTIPLE ARRESTS, ILLEGAL GAMBLING, 49 YEAR OLD COUGARS, AMBULANCES AND FIRE TRUCKS. ALSO AN OCCASIONAL OTHER APPEARANCE BY DOLLIN BANGING SOME SORT OF MUSICAL DEATH SPEAR ON THE GROUND. ALL AND ALL IT CAN BE SUMMED UP IN ONE WORD… HIJINX! DEFINITELY ONE FOR THE BOOKS. BIG UPS TO HOLLYWOOD KILL AND PEARCEY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER! ALSO THANKS TO MY GIRL BIANCA FOR THE AMAZING PHOTOS AND TO EVERYONE THAT MADE THIS SHIT HAPPEN COWTOWN,EMERICA,ALTAMONT,BAKER, AND DEATHWISH. UP THE MOTHER FUCKN DRUNX!!!!!!!!
EWWW YOU’RE WEIRD!
BIRTHDAY BOY!
2-TIGHT!!
DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMEN.
VIP!!!
BEAU WENT TO JAIL FOR WEARING A SHAKE JUNT! SHIRT AND DRINKING IN PUBLIC.
SCOTTY IN ACTION!
NICE HAIR CUT VINNIE.
SOME VAMPIRE.
DREW AND DANCER.
ED FROM COWTOWN.
A TRUE BOSS OF SKATEBOARDING! ANDREW “THE BOSS” REYNOLDS! DO THE MATH, DREW HAS BEEN PUTTING IT DOWN FOR A MINUTE, SO IF YOU DONT KNOW, NOW YOU KNOW!!! FLICK, FLICK…FLICK-TORIOUS!!!
ALBUM COMING SOON!!! (title unknown) THE GOAT & The Occasional Others HARD AT WORK IN THE STUDIO! IT’S GONNA BE A BANGER! I BE LIKE . . . LUH DAT SHIT!!!
ALSO CHECK OUT THE GOAT PERFORMING LIVE IN ARIZONA! THIS FRIDAY NOV. 7TH.
